operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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