I can text with my tongue
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Randomize