Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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