You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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