It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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