I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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