road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
