worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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