Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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