Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We left an ass print on the piano.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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