i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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