then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The adults are the big ones right?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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