I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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