After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
