I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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