when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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