It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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