no, he came in my armpit
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
May the power of my ass compel you!!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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