just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
My boob is missing a layer of skin
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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