is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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