two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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