I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
