hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
smell my finger.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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