i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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