I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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