Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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