So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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