I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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