Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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