We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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