If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
NoShamevember. You game?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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