nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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