is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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