She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize