Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I believe in your delicious
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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