Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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