Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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