i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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