College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
They have beer where we have blood.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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