Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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