Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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