her vagine was all disorganized.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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