were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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