let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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