I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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