Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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