hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize