There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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