I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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