Jerry, you need to find god
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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