u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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