You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We have started to decorate penises.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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