Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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