Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
