He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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