He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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