So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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